20 Hilarious Halloween Jokes for Kids
Get your little monsters giggling with these hilarious Halloween jokes. They're all rated G and they will make the whole family laugh!! It is absolutely MacKid Family approved!!!
1. Why didn't the Zombie cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
2. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-scream
3. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
4. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no-body to love.
5. What do birds say on Halloween night?
Trick or tweet!
6. What do witches learn at school?
Spelling
7. What's a ghost's favorite game?
Hide-and-ghost-seek!
8. Why are cemeteries noisy?
All that coffin!
9. What's in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers
10. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
11. Why was the baby ghost sad?
She wanted her mummy.
12. What animal is best at baseball?
A bat.
13. What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!
14. Why do mummies have no friends?
Because they're all wrapped up in themselves.
15. How does Frankenstein get around?
In a monster truck!
16. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
17. What is Dracula's favorite breed of dog?
A bloodhound.
18. Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten.
19. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
20. What did one owl say to the other owl on October 31?
Happy Owl-een!
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